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This Sunday, March 23, the sermon title at the First Church of Rosedale will be “He Is Rezzin’.” Services are at 2:00 PM, Second Life Time.

Last week, we were honored by the presence of JT Linden:

JT Linden and Monalisa Robbiani

(He’s the one on the left.)

Naturally, we could not resist the temptation to ask him about the single most pressing issue of the day, what with Our Lord moving from CEO to Chairman of the Board. I am pleased to report that he assured us that Philip has no intention of giving in to the heretics, but plans to keep His hair as-is. We at the church were much relieved.

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